You didn’t stumble here by accident.
Nobody ever does.

This is the HIPPA™-protected intake, where things get written down, skimmed twice, and decided on quietly. No promises. No miracles. No dramatics.

If this makes you nervous, good. That means you’re paying attention.

📌 Your email stays private. We don’t sell it, trade it, or hand it to a guy named “Lou.”

This is where people tend to overexplain — don’t. Clearly state what’s happening, why you’re reaching out, and what you expect (if anything). Keep it factual and in your own words.

We need specifics: names, dates, locations, timelines, and any other details you believe are relevant. Links, screenshots, and supporting context are welcome — and yes, we’ve included a handy upload button for that - below.

Speculation, threats, or creative writing won’t go anywhere.

🚫 No cat photos. Seriously.
We love cats. This joke has gone too far.

By uploading, you confirm:

• You have the right to share it
• It’s legal to possess
• Any third-party info included is voluntarily submitted by you

ARE YOU HUMAN?

Draw something Bob Ross wouldn’t hate.

Happy little lines. No pressure. Bots suck at this.

Optional. Voluntary. Still not a shortcut.

For those who feel the itch to expedite the universe, nod respectfully to Guido & the crew, or quietly help sponsor an up-and-coming Field Operative, your support is graciously accepted.

Will it change the outcome?
No.
Will it speed anything up?
Also no.
Will it keep servers humming, coffee flowing, and morale just high enough to continue ignoring nonsense?
That’s between you and your conscience.

Handled securely via PayPal.
No favors. No leverage. No explanations afterward.

We appreciate the gesture.
We notice the intent.
And we absolutely remember who understood the assignment. 😏